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January 26, 2012
2011 Year End Movie Review
Aught-eleven closes down with an astonishingly low number of films seen in a theater - single digits, the lowest on record. Probably the lowest since I was old enough to sit upright. Reasons for the downswing are both abundant and obvious: theaters are too expensive, too quiet, and contain too many people sittin' in or around the "good" seats. I'm getting old.

The overall score for the year was 69. While slightly above average, that's a disappointing number. Far from the goal of two-per-weekend. Must focus on less work, more relaxing in '12.






Top Five: The Fighter, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows 2, Winter's Bone, Drive, and Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (which should probably be unseated by The King's Speech, but sheer amount of fun we had watching Tucker and Dale must be recognized). Runner-ups include the Swedish Girl with the Dragon/Fire/Hornets trilogy, Super 8, Hesher (a "boy movie", the ladies tell me), Monsters, and No Regrets for Our Youth (super early Korusawa).

Bottom Three: In Time, The Hangover Pt. II (despite appropriately low expectations), and House (incomprehensibly bizarre Japanese horror from 1977). That ugly trio held off The American, Source Code, Arthur, and Bellflower (the independent movie that isn't nearly as good as you may have heard).

There was a hope we'd be polishing off the rest of the Akira Kurosawa portfolio in 2011. Dreams killed that hope. Mustering the desire to watch that film is proving insurmountably difficult. Still, we're down to the final two of thirty-two. Gonna power through it, and knock out the final movie - The Quiet Duel, which features Takashi Shimura and Toshiro Mifune and is the only Kurosawa film not available on Netflix.

The most anticipated for 2012: Hunger Games (still need to read the books), Moonrise Kingdom (despite the over-the-top Wes Anderson-ness of it all), Dark Knight Rises, World War Z, and, to cap off the year, The Hobbit: A Highly Anticipated Journey.

See Also:
2010 Year End Review
2009 Year End Review
2008 Year End Review
2007 Year End Review
2006 Year End Review
2005 Year End Review
2004 Year End Review

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January 17, 2012
I can see it in your eyes
Pretty moving rendition of Lionel Richie's song "Hello" as sung by nearly every actor ever:



Reminds me of a flyer I found on a bulletin board in the cafeteria at the Borders World Headquarters a week before they closed their doors for all eternity:



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December 9, 2011
Mario Kart IRL
Nintendo partnered up with West Coast Customs to build full-size Mario Karts for the 2011 LA Autoshow:


"West Coast Customs is known for TV shows such as the classic Pimp My Ride on MTV and the current show Inside West Coast Customs on the Velocity Network. The company has re-created two vehicles from Mario Kart 7: the classic Mario Standard kart, complete with glider attachment for soaring through the air, and the Luigi Bumble V kart, which resembles a bumblebee and features a rear propeller for underwater navigation."

Additional photos and details.

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December 6, 2011
Bat Skins
Batman: Arkham City (Xbox/PS3 game all the cool comic nerds are playing these days) has released a $5 "skins" pack that allows players to don a variety of crime fighting bat-fashions.


Pretty stellar. That Dark Knight skin (despite the erroneous pupils) makes a man wish he both an Xbox and the time to partake in such activity.



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October 26, 2011
The 3rd Annual Toshi Station Halloween Banner Retrospective
Launched the 13th annual Rebelscum.com Star Wars costume contest back on the 13th of October (natch).



Scope the complete costume contest banner retrospective:

2011

2010
Brains we are hungry for, yessss...
2009
The Big Ten
2008
Heavy Metal Vader
2007
Haunted scroll! OoooOOOooooh...
2006

2005

2004
That's a slowly animating Charles Bronson in the second floor window...
2003

2002
Huh? But droids don't eat candy! It's an enigma!
2001

2000

1999
  




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September 12, 2011
Nike Mags, at Last
Direct from the future, 1500 pair of Nike Mags are going out on eBay - proceeds go to The Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. These guys were the stars of Back to the Future II - Marty McSuperfly pulls them on and they self-tie. While the 2011 versions do look the part, with the straps and loops and lights, the self-tying feature won't be available until 2015.

"Famed Nike designer Tinker Hatfield and footwear innovator Tiffany Beers have returned to recreate the footwear legend. Based on an original movie prop used in Back to the Future Part II, the 2011 Nike MAG shoes have been entirely rebuilt and perfected."

"They feature an electroluminescent outsole, space-age materials and a rechargeable internal battery good for 3,000 hours. And while they are not recommended for playing sports, these highly limited shoes will very likely command attention wherever they are worn." Indeed.


According to Popular Science, there are great minds out there working diligently on this whole self-tying issue.

Not really related but kind of related, Reebok made Alien Stompers (the kind Ripley wore in Aliens) some years back. Proceeds went to Reebok.


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August 23, 2011
Is Childs an Imitation?
Video analysis of John Carpenter's The Thing, part one and part two. Pretty terrific. (thanks, Jay)

"They" are working on a prequel, also (for reasons unknowable) called The Thing, that takes place three days before the original. Great concept. Difficult to execute. Set expectations to "low".

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August 22, 2011
Lightcycling
Check this street-legal Tron Legacy lightcycle. Only $55,000. No need to check with your wife - she'll understand.

"This is the illuminated, street-legal motorcycle inspired by the computer animated cycle from the 2010 film Tron: Legacy. Designed for casual cruising and slow ride-bys at shows, it is made from a steel frame covered by a fiberglass cowling that replicates the sleek look of its computer-generated imagery counterpart. Electroluminescent strips built into the tire cowlings, wheel rims, and body illuminate the cycle."

There's a video of the bike in action. Almost no point riding that thing during daylight hours - it looks chunky, uncomfortable, and fairly ridiculous. The Little Woman won't be laughing as you roll out of the garage at night, however, when the electric blue stripes and glossy sleekness are in full effect, the Daft Punk is thumping, and you can't roll ten feet without bumping into a leather-clad Olivia Wilde.

On a related note: Duct Tron!



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July 5, 2011
Darth Dryer Concept
Despite the fact I haven't required a hair dryer since the mid-nineties, I'd still buy this and use it every single morning:


Rear view over here.

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June 30, 2011
Stay on Target...
Flash developer Christopher Caleb put together this keen little X-Wing style targeting computer interface for his GPS. The spectacular results:


Get the full details here. Thanks, Scott!

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