|When you invite your date up to scopify your etchings it is
key to have the pad decked out in high-class decor befitting of a major Playa. Bear skin
rugs and deep shag just don't cut it in this day and age -- you got to have the
accessories that tells 'em where the bank-roll is at...
"I want my lamp back! I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole!"