Ac.GIF (3782 bytes) When you invite your date up to scopify your etchings it is key to have the pad decked out in high-class decor befitting of a major Playa. Bear skin rugs and deep shag just don't cut it in this day and age -- you got to have the accessories that tells 'em where the bank-roll is at...

"I want my lamp back! I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole!"