Serious badassedness personified. The 'hawk. The chains. The tube socks. The breakfast cereal. T is one mean package. Starred in such classic flicks as DC Cab, Rocky III, and Penitentiary II (opposite none other than Rudy Ray Moore - weee-icked combination). Unless you're lookin' to get busted up, you just don't mess with The T.

"I wont you, Bal-boa!"