station updates, strangeness:
29 February 00
Yoda's Original Name?
Scope out this glorious video Richard of Six4.com sent our way. It was apparently pitched to the folks at the Sci-FI channel (who, for some inexplicable reason, turned it down). Click here to download the 6.5MB file. Good good stuff.

Such a Supple Wrist
Denis recently sent in this link explaining why Pinball tables are s'darn scarce these days. What is it coming to? What kinda twisted mutant society will we have when the youth of today are raised by scantily-clad butchers of Mortal Kombat rather than the wholesome bumpers and flippers of a solid pinball table? "Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!"

28 February 00
Foo (of the non-Random variety)
48 hours of the A-Team on TVLand over the weekend. Caught such classics as the Wheel of Fortune episode and the Heart of Rock n' Roll episode which co-starred Rick James and Isaac Hayes. Rick sportin' some might funky locks.

Ever notice how the A-Team always ended with some light-hearted joke being told (typically involving Murdock) and the scene would freeze for a moment while a couple credits rolled, then start again, focusing on different (laughing) cast members, freeze with more credits, start again and freeze again? If you look for it you'll know exactly what I'm talkin' about. I've noticed CHiPs does the exact same thing (only the the final "frozen" shot is generally a group picture). I've also seen this on Magnum PI. Anyone recall other shows that employed this ingenious closing credit method? Starsky and Hutch? Simon and Simon? Riptide? Knight Rider?

If Toshi Station were televised you can bet that is exactly how the program would end...

25 February 00
The Girl is First in Girl Scouting
Girl Scout Cookie season. Those new Animal Treasures (fudge dipped shortbread, bubba) are, as Silky might say, the mad bomb.

Got an all-new Silky-style interview comin' around the bend...

24 February 00
Death Defyin'
You can blame Robby Knievel for the lack of an update yesterday. I'm a sucker for those stunt specials whenever one of those Knievel boys are involved. When it comes down to watching a guy risk his life on a dirt-bike (with the fireworks and the danger and the outfit) or updating the mighty Toshi Station, I'm sorry to report I'll go with the daredevil every time (oh, like you wouldn't).

Plus that street-magician-secrets-exposed thing was on right after...

Star Wars Humor & Parody
The Station is currently listed as TheForce.net's Cool Site. Pretty slick, eh?

22 February 00
Strange Cargo
If you are down with the Photoshop scene you need to scope out this great History of Photoshop article on webreview.com. Born in Ann Arbor, MI (not two minutes from where the Station Management lives, incidentally - I guess we know where the cool people reside), Photoshop 1.0 shipped 10 years ago this month. Article comes complete with a toolbar history and Easter egg guide.

I remember using the antiquated 2.5.1 back in college. Where would we be without the splendiferous workhorse known as Photoshop? I shudder to think...

Link o' the Day
D&D Flash humor.

21 February 00
High Noon on the Highway Patrol
Exciting episode of CHiPs the other day (which is not to say every episode isn't packed with edge-of-your-seat thrills, mind you). It was episode #111 (first season), Name Your Price, in which Ponch purt-near drew his revolver! End of the show, Jon and Ponch have the Rolls Royce thieves trapped in a parking lot - hiding in one of the parked cars. Going from car to car, Jon feels the hood of each car for heat. Close up tight on Ponch's gun belt where he rests his hand on the butt of his service revolver! My head simply would have exploded had he actually drawn that puppy.

In the entire history of the show, there have been only three episodes where a gun was drawn (by a cop). Officer Bariciza (yes, the '76 CHP Bowling tournament champ) holds the distinction of being the only CHP-man to pull his piece. It was Bariciza all three times - once in season 1, 2, and 4 respectively. The guy is a loose cannon, to be sure.

Seven+ seasons of highway patrollin' and not a single shot fired. An homage, no doubt, to the Sheriff Andy Taylor approach to law enforcement. Name Your Price was the first time I've ever seen either Jon or Ponch even acknowledge the existence of their firearm (much less imply that they were ready to draw down at the first sign o' trouble).

CHiPs: surprises around every corner.

17 February 00
He Stands Like a Statue, Becomes Part of the Machine
A shiny new Point of View.

Link o' the Day
This fella and his old lady have some issue to work out.

16 February 00
Dan th' Man
Scope out this suh-weet banner Dan "Banner Veteran" Gorgone sent my way. Cool, no? Captures the laid-back Station vibe. I'll have to toss it in the link banner section...

Dan, who happens to be one of those independent film-type guys, also put together this "wassup-homage" trailer to promote his new flick House Rules. Click here to scope it out. True. True. 

15 February 00
Doh!
Missed a couple updates there. Been sick. Cat broke her leg. Back on schedule now.

The Beach
Saw The Beach over weekend (no time for updating, but plenty of time for movies, eh Mr. Station Master?). The book by Alex Garland was, naturally, much better. I thought they nailed the casting and locations - all was exactly how I imagined it - but the movie switched directions several times and the soundtrack stunk.

10 February 00
So, when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Local band Tribe of Zoe asked the Management here to cough up an illustration for their new album Fall from Heaven - a simple, elegant winged angel to to be printed directly on the CD. Here are the results (careful kids - she's nekkid). Scope out the rejected version. Apparently the reject looked too much like something Patrick Nagel would've done, which, after looking at it with that in mind, may be true.

You'll eventually be able to order their sophomore effort online at www.tribeofzoe.com, if you are down with the trance/ambient/drum and bass/hip-hop scene (and slick CD drawerings).


Jeanine: Oh, no! I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "Spinal Tap" first and "Puppet show" last.
Derek: It's a morale builder, isn't it?
Jeanine: We've got a big dressing room, though.
David: What?
Jeanine: Got a big dressing room here...
David: Oh, we've got a bigger dressing room than the puppets? Oh, that's refreshing..

09 February 00
Poppin' Fresh 
Hee-hee! 
08 February 00
Hero of the Beach! 
Perusing some of the search-engine keywords folks used to find Toshi Station during the month of January and thought I'd post some of the good 'uns:

headspin
curb feelers
first goatee
foud
lissas
karate dojo
muscles fast
laurence shames
hot pants
rijimpjes
smack
lax
huggy
cobra kai

Ahhh The Name is Bootsy
Oh yeah. Sportin' a wardrobe even Silky would be envious of...

07 February 00
Mighty Whitey
The legion of designers employed here at Station have, over the years, been a part of creating many a website. Whilst working on one such site it occurred to me that all these projects share one thing in common: all contain an image that has been with me since the very early days. The name of this bruiser is "Twhite.gif". Twhite, forged in the fires of Photoshop back in mid'96, seasoned soldier of spacing, has never been created twice; that is, I've copied the same image over and over again - like a burning phoenix, reborn.

Twhite originally stood for "transparent white" - despite the fact that "transparent" would imply no color - this was before I had fully come to terms with how a transparent gif could aid in page layout. Labeled as white since the background of the site I was working on at the time was, naturally, white.

Twhite has graced the pages of corporate giants like GoodYear to fan sites like Rebelscum.

Without further ado, I bequeath onto you the Spacing Samurai, Twhite:

right here

Download and use in good health. He was knighted a 3x3 pixel image, but fights best when specified to the size you need (therein lies the secret to his mystical powers).

04 February 00
Watchin th' game. Havin' a Bud.
Download this 4.5MB .mov file and thank Jeremy for passing it along to us. Pure hilarity. I pronounce it the most whimsical download of the season.

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on funds.
Got quite a response from my Call for Darkness earlier this week (below). A hearty slap on the back to those who wrote in with the advice and offers. Pleased to report that we have managed to secure a copy of this coveted double-disc set o' evil (proud owner of #15364). Forked over more than I wanted to, but I reckon that is the price paid for procrastination. Can't wait to check this bad mama jama out... Have to post a review or something.

03 February 00
At the Movies
Go scope out an all new Point of View and see what became of Video Hut's best non-porn renting customer (the question burning on everyone's mind, to be sure).

11:30 PM update. THAT is a little dance known as Dedication, baby!

02 February 00
Aw, that's just what we call "pillow talk", baby
Ordered the Army of Darkness two-disc special edition DVD from CDNow.com a while back (for a mere $26 w/coupon). Waited and waited. Finally cut my losses and cancelled the order. Then they email me to say it was back in stock and they'll ship it out post haste. UPS dropped it off yesterday. Opened the box and found I was the proud owner of Hell in the Pacific with Lee Marvin. Not a big Lee Marvin fan (though it co-stars Toshiro Mifune, who has been in more films than you can shake a nunchaku at).

Now this bad boy is out of print. Goes for over $60 on ebay. There is much weeping and gnashing of teeth here at the Station.

So, uh, anyone got a spare copy?

New POV tomorrow.

01 February 00
TSV Update
Kickin' off this solid month o' updates with a new Toshi Station Vacation. Caught the big gala star-studded meet-the-press Premiere of that Episode One movie whilst visiting Dallas back in May. Developed the pictures a couple weeks ago. Can you dig it?

Archived URP's
Tossed the January material into the URP Archive page.