Not hip to the Late Night scene? Ol' Silky kicked out some uncut facts for the funkicapped in his FUQ (Frequently Unasked Questions). Dig, baby.


How does the Kenner follow-up a barn-burner like that super smooth General Lando figure? Answer: by rollin' out ol' Cool Hand Luke in some fly Bespin duds. Like my forth grade Shop teacher Mr. Barnes, Darth Junior here comes complete with detachable digits and a shocked look on his newly sculpted mug. Magic hand like that jest got to be popular with the ladies.

Why that Panda Baba cat didn't come with this whup-ass little feature I'll never figure.


Shakin' it here boss
(a full 4.5 had the hand been spring-loaded)


"He's gonna lose a finger eatin'
eggs like that."


 

People People, if you know it today is only because the Doctor Knowles knew it yesterday. Time for you kids to dig the site that keeps ol' Silky highly informatized on the movie scenery: Ain't It Cool News. Big Red there hip to more Prequel info than George Lucas and sports an army of spies that'd make J. Edgar Hoover do a Maytag in his grave, y'know (as in "permanent-press spin-cycle")? Exposin' them Hollywoodland secrets and dodgin' the sell-out (how long before our boy cashes in and turns pro? Don't want to think about it. Fight the Power, Brother H!). The only thing this site didn't have is a few ultra-secret pics from the new Godzilla flick that your Bro with the Fro managed to score: check it out.

Red is startin' to swing some heavy influence and rub elbows with all the hip celebrity cats; let's hope he remembers his roots when he looks down from on high. Viva los Geek!

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