his mantle is lightning and his visage is wrath

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From the Book of Boar - 28:1, 9
"Let he who is without iconary drink deep at His Majesty's Trough, for only those with a divine desktopped likeness shall be devoured."
What computer is complete without icons depicting the One True Swine Master? This .zip treasure comes with Gaping Gammy, Contemplative Gammy, and Gammy in Full Head-Dress. Click here to join the club.

are you ready to receive my wisdom?


Pigs... in... Space-ace-ace-aceeee... How can you get your grubby hoof on some incredible Pigs In Space icons? Simply click here for immediate beam up. The collection includes Captain Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, First Mate Piggy, Cadet Porkins, Cadet Flank, the Spaceship Swinetrek, and an official Pigs In Space emblem!

why are there so many songs about rainbows?


"My own children had seen Star Wars about five times and they pestered me about doing a space thing. 'What kind of space thing?' I said. They said 'Have someone from the planet Ork.' That sounded reasonable." -- Garry Marshall, creator of Happy Days and Mork & Mindy.

The Mork & Mindy icon pack comes complete with three different Morks, two lovely Mindy Beth McConnells, a Frederick McConnell, the venerable Cora Hudson, and of course the mighty Egg Ship. Click here, you Ork-faced Gleeks!

Na-no, Na-no!


Who can get enough of that A-Team stuff? Nobody, bubba, thas who! This rare icon collection includes not one, but two decapitated ewoks, Hannibal "Lovin'-it-when-his-plans-come-together" Smith, BA Baracus, and the svelte Faceman (in the classic "stick 'em up" action pose). Click here, sucka!

ah pity da foo!

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