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Computer, belay that order.
January 3, 2013

I've used the Lorem Ipsum generator to dummy up text for countless websites - but no longer! At last, a reasonable substitute. Behold Riker Ipsum:

"Besides, you look good in a dress. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody. I can't. As much as I care about you, my first duty is to the ship. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Well, that's certainly good to know. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. I'll be sure to note that in my log. Computer, belay that order. Your shields were failing, sir. Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise. Come on. Let's get out of here, Commander."

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