Behold the Toshi Station Chain Scale
Thanks to our
advanced Chain Scale system, you can now quantify the exact geek "value"
or "worth" of a movie based on the basic ingredients that comprise a
satisfying movie-going experience. No longer must a film's merit be based
on opinion or conjecture - here at the Chain Scale Institute we are all
about cold, hard facts. Our team of acclaimed experts have extensively
researched a formula by which the various elements of a film can be
sorted, given a numeric or "chain" weight, and ranked.
Ready to give it a
go? Simply use the form below to run your film through the series
of a dozen or so highly scientific questions. Based on your answers, supercomputers
deep within the Chain Scale Institute data center will
crunch the numbers and determine how many chains that film received.
Discriminating connoisseurs of action-packed cinema accept nothing less
than a Chain Scale ranking - the one true method for rating a movie that
will let like-minded compatriots know where a film stands.