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June 2001
June 27th 2001
Putting Some Brothers up on th' Wall
Recently picked up a Top 'o the Line? inkjet printer (known as "bubble jet" printers there in Canon Country) for outputting  photographs. Currently the Station G1 is a digital camera roach motel - pictures check in, but they don't check out. After a bit of research, it's apparent that inkjet technology has approached the picture pages, pictures pages, put away your picture pages, put away your crayons and your pencilspoint where, using the recommended (read: expensive) photo-paper, lab-quality results are possible. Enter the Canon S800.

Thus far the results are a little underwhelming, though to be fair, we haven't had a chance to spend much quality time with her (a sheepish three pictures-worth). Plenty of settings yet to be set, optimizations yet to be optimized, and configurations yet to be configured. Try and post up a POV review once she's properly broken in.

QuickTime Time
New trailer at the official Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within website. This is, no doubt, the last we'll see before the film opens (July 11th). The site is also offering some keen wallpapers, screensavers, and the like.

Gotta say, that official movie poster is a little weak, considering some of the elegant, highly-detailed imagery they've been flashin' around in the trailers... We should be gettin' monsters and wraiths and fantastic landscapes - not typical giant titles and mugshots.

June 25th 2001
Weekend Movie Review
Something for the a-dults, something for the shorties:

Pearl Harbor - Four on the Chain Scale
Plenty o' flash, not much substance. Top notch combat sequences. Astonishingly bad dialogue and silly love-triangle storyline made this flick about two hours too long.

Nadia Atlantis: The Lost Empire - Six on the Chain Scale
Fast paced and no singin'. Enjoyed that rich, full-bodied Mike Mignola influence (credit as a product designer, as I recall - brief interview about it right cheer). Y'bet Hellboy is required reading here at the Station...

No Whammies
Cream of the Press Your Luck crop.
That picture of "Karen" (#2) is the embodiment of your basic unbridled enthusiasm. I imagine Conan the Barbarian having a similar reaction to victory in bloody combat.

June 19th 2001
The Mighty Quinn
Mike Quinn, the man behind the Nien Numb mask (and now ILM animation-fx employee), spending a moment at the latest Toshi Station entrance:

Mr. Quinn originally hails from London, a part of the world that is Carradine-deficient, and thus was not altogether hip to the Kung Fu Theater inspired Entrance imagery. Still found it humorous. Great guy.

Using No Way as a Way
Jeet Kune Do: Flash style. Whaaaa-ta!

Thank the Maker 
StarWars.com has (at last) officially announced a Phantom Menace DVD, slated to hit shelves October 16th. The production will include a towering six+ hours of bonus material and a commentary track by The Maker himself. Bone up on it right here. Can the original trilogy and Indy be far behind?

June 15th 2001
Thank You, Glorious Master!
From the latest Variety magazine:
``The Simpsons'' are coming to DVD.

On Sept. 25, 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment will release an elaborate boxed set of the first season of the 10-year-old animated hit that is TV's longest-running current comedy series.

A follow-up set of the second season may be released in time for the holidays, with two more sets being released each year thereafter, according to Peter Staddon, Fox Home Entertainment senior vice president of marketing.

With only 13 episodes in the first season, the first three-disc set will be fleshed out with loads of extra material, including the original shorts that debuted on ``The Tracey Ullman Show'' and a never-before-seen lost episode.

Read the whole article here. I'm too woozy to continue...

June 11th 2001

Good, Bad, I'm the Guy With the Book.
Actor and litterateur Bruce Campbell kicked off his first book signin' tour last Friday evening at Borders Books and Music in downtown Ann Arbor, Michigan. The man does not disappoint. He read a few passages out of If Chins Could Kill - including some hysterical hate mail - and commenced with laying out his John Hancock on every book in the house.

campbell yappin' campbell readin' campbell greetin'
campbell signin' campbell still signin' ash concentratin'

Whilst taking my turn at the plate I asked if, now that the book was complete, we'd see the return of babblings on the official BC website. With a chuckle he gave a firm "no, uh-uh". He did say there'd be another book though, at some point (heard it hear first, bubba). I was then instructed to "have a good night".

GBA: Gone Gold
Unleashed today.

Into the Cellar
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