robot exit attack - now!

March 2002
March 29th 2002
Geetalongthardowgie
The second in our Italian Eastwood-themed Station entrances just went up. Real simple like. Also available as wallpaper:

1024 x 768 (121k)
1280 x 1024 (164k)

Previous Eastwood entrance retired to the ol' Door Corral.

Bust a Cap
Dark Horse (best known 'round these parts for their Maverick comic book imprint) is going to be crankin' a line of Star Wars E2 mini-busts - starting with a very serene Mace Windu (and some others). Slick, though in need of arms. Methinks this new-fangled "Real Scan" technology is going to put many a toy sculptor outta work...
March 26th 2002
Thirty Million United States Dollars
Our renowned money laundering skillz may well be put to the test! The son of CHIEF VINCENT KAMARA, former minister of Mineral Resources of the Republic of Sierra-Leone (who was recently murdered by the Forces Loyal to Corporal Foday Sankoh), has contacted Toshi Station - with "greatest delight and personal respect" - in hopes that we may assist him with the "onward profitable investment" of his father's hidden underground safe! Sweet intrigue!

I loves me some spam.
March 22nd 2002
One Shot. That's what it's all about. One shot.
Oh yeah, hours of enjoyment for little Johnny and his friends with one o' these. Jeez.
March 19th 2002

Survive the Horror
Took in Resident Evil over the weekend. The overall opinion of this film may have been skewed by extremely low expectations. Snagged a perfect 10 on the (so-to-be-revised) Chain Scale by offering up copious amounts of the undead, lasers, beheadings, and mutations. They went mighty wussy on the gore tho, for a zombie flick... Dig the Evil Plot Haiku:

Zombie Virus loose.
Dank underground office maze.
Guns. Tongues. Multi-Pass!
March 14th 2002

He Who Knows Not, and Knows Not He Knows Not, He is a Fool. Shun Him.
Just about to order up 18 highly articulated inches of The Dragon. Finally saw the towering Art Asylum Bruce Lee figure at a MediaPlay recently (which strikes us as one of those stores that seem to be in a perpetual state of closing. See also: Service Merchandise, K-Mart) and was mightily impressed. Trusted sponsor Aisle Sniper has him for a hair under $40 right over here. Full-on review once we take delivery.

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The Rubber Band Machine Gun
Fully automatic, legal in all 50 states. Gaze and wonder how you managed to get this far without one.

BackyardArtillery.com is also home to the much coveted Catapult Watch and a slingshot that sports fiber-optic sights (of course).

Station Converters
Dan Solo just noticed "Ammo Power Converters" over at the official Star Wars Jedi Knight II website. We'll have to start stocking those here...

Putting Your Reflexes to the Test
Edge-o-your-seat excitement in the high-stakes world of Text-Based Pong. Please, not for the pregnant or those with heart conditions. Use some common sense people...

Laser Swords in the Family Album
Handy reference next time you are takin' a picture of your loved one holding a lightsaber - vzzzzzzzsh! (Link via Luke)

Handy reference next time you are takin' a movie of your loved one holding a lightsaber - mmmvzzzzsh! (Link via Luke)

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